Ehhh, whatever

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rockboci
sunflowermp4

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

7thedisasterdyke

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others

jacobtheloofah

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."

skrunglebeasts

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panfoodiegremlin
deckster

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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darkpancakelord

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

crystalmikii

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

karbabestrider

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

vanterror

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

take-a-blueberry

This isn’t a shitpost I just really want this egg on my blog.

kvothbloodless
incorrectinfinity

Where am I

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Source

incorrectinfinity

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Sobbing, crying, shitting, etc

incorrectinfinity

Ok I'm sorry for shoving this in your face again but like. He didn't just say that trans men and women are real. He didn't say there were three genders. He didn't do that, he said there was a spectrum. He insisted it was a spectrum, and he's fucking right.

Did he do actual damn research??? I would assume that this isn't basic common knowledge to a guy like him. He legit took the time to research this, and is still a huge piece of shit afterwards. What the fuck. What the FUCK.

terumimi-your-snek-fren

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just-a-queer-fanboy

IS HE GETTING A GODDAMN REDEMPTION ARC

viiofspades

@christs-cock

punketteraccoon

"trans women are women and they belong IN THE KITCHEN"

mr-phoenix-downer

did you really ask if the man on trial for sex trafficking and rape is getting a redemption arc because he said water is wet

kineticpenguin

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averagefairy

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

fibonassi

do u have a message for 25 year olds

averagefairy

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

thisintermezzo

I'm 32. When I was in my early twenties, I overheard a pair of 50ish year old women talking about the ideal age to stay at permanently. One said, "Everyone says 25. I wouldn't want to be in my twenties forever. Everything is hard and you get upset too easily."

Hearing her say that helped me so much. I thought about it countless times. Every time things felt overwhelming, I remembered what she said. The words of this total stranger, who wasn't even talking directly to me, brought me a lot of comfort, so I hope they can help you, too.

kvothbloodless
max1461

The idea of pregnancy really freaks me out. Or more so the body changes that come with pregnancy. Like what is that even doing to you I don't fucking know. All kinds of stuff. People report all kinds of stuff. Freaky.

Cave diving also freaks me out. You're under the water in a fucking tunnel and if you get stuck you drown. Fucking freaky. I think it's more freaky than pregnancy.

shacklesburst

pregnancy is like when a small human decides to cave dive inside of you

phaeton-flier

Also its origin is like cave diving, involves small swimmers, etc

max1461

yeah